Nom Nom Toys

I still lurk around toy forums and stuff. From time to time I see some toys that make me wanna break bread.

These particular ones are Real Head minis. I have a few Real Head regular sized figures that I like so it’s really been a matter of time till something I really, really like came out. Maybe two years ago or so Real Head took off and started making many, many more sculpts. Creating good guys and bad guys, giant sizes, cats, minis, super minis. They just expanded and just began dropping way too much shit for me to even bother trying to keep up with. It also in turn made any of the original Real Head figures before this growth spurt worth quite a bit of coin.

Anywhoo these figures are sweet and I want them. They look kinda evil except for the last one which I just like because it looks odd.

Rebel 8 Bidness

I splurged a tiny bit and got some Rebel 8 stuff, first time. A shirt, beanie and wallet. They cool, I’m happy… done deal. GET SOME!

The shirt is a Rebel 8 x Actual Pain collaboration, it’s kinda girly and not that interesting but I liked it for some reason. I liked it even more when I realized it’s a discharge ink shirt! All about that discharge printing. It also states you are not worthy on the back of the shirt which is like extra double plus radical points.

The beanie is a plain black beanie with white embroidered 8 on it. Fits nicely and the old lady says it makes me look like a different person, which after almost 11 years is a good thing. Hiyo!

Last but not least the wallet is pretty spectacular. Whatever printing method they used is proper. It looks beat as funk and it is really soft. Rebel 8 website states it’s 100% vegan leather (??) The white ink is rubbed off of all the textured spots of the leather and then an additional treatment is given that cracks it all up (I assume). It looks like you could easily pick it off, but I haven’t had any come off yet. It also sports a little riveted hole for easy clipping to my chain wallet. The card slots actually work and may actually use it. I’m currently rocking the billfold which is the wallet worlds equivalent of freeballin (which I also rock on the daily)

Xty & Chris go to Sonic!

So last night we got nuked and drove to the Sonic in Santee (it was seriously like 15 minutes away!) The watermelon slush ruled, and the burger was the stuff heart attacks are made of. It was pretty good, maybe cuz we ate it in the parking lot. On the way home I stopped by a porn store and bought a ten pack of Ez-Whips… from a guy who totally smelt like three days of unshowered spanking. Whip its are weird, they never change and make me think of death.

friday

In other news my bicycle, the Wildwood Flower is sporting a new look for the season with some riser bars and black Oury grips. I also bought some new pink fyxation tires for her b-day, which is my b-day (Yay us!). It’s like a completely different bicycle. It is much more upright now, and it takes me a little longer to get to work when I use them in comparison to the bullhorn bars (bullhorns = me go fast) These riser bars make it easier to do normal stuff like jumping up a curb or riding around on a dirt trail making the bike even more functional. I will post a pic soon. I’m hoping I can swing a set of fyxation grips in the same pink color as the tires in a little bit. But I’m happy with the Oury’s for now. Blah blah blah I still need a helmet.

Teaserville

Here’s some teasers from my new and still in progress work for the upcoming Rubber Buns and Liquor show on Saturday May 22nd at La Purga on 30th. I’m really happy with the new stuff and having a deadline has sort of pushed me to actually finish something so all in all it has been good so far. As is normal I am cramming tons of shit into the last week before the show while working a 9 to 5 so we will see how the finished results will fare.

Teaser 01 Teaser 02 Teaser 03

My First Flying Coffin

I have always liked Flying Coffin but I have never seen any size small for the stuff I dig. Today they re-stocked some cool shirts and I was actually able to grab a small! I’m actually kind of happy it took this long because it’s a pretty ill shirt and it’s a good way to start off. I know you know you want one too.

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Holy Crap!

So I guess over the past I dunno 10 years or so I’ve used the same paypal account to fuel my toy buying and other random online purchases and I received and email today from paypal informing me that I’m $587.04 away from the sending limit of $10,000!

I find it totally disturbing that I have spent 10 grand on stuff that I don’t even remember buying on paypal (that doesn’t even include crap I’ve paid for without paypal!). I mean what the hell I could buy an okay used car for that kinda scratch or like 8 really awesome bikes or a crazy obnoxious wedding… so many things. I do have a lot of toys though.

Follow Up Bizzness

Bike shorts are awesome, I adjusted my seat a tiny bit and I’m all good. My first day riding with them was like “Oh, that’s why they all wear these things!” All in all a good thing. I foresee purchasing a few of them because washing and drying the same pair daily is pretty annoying after only a week.

My bike chain indeed was an awesome super dark black (CHING!) and the black water cannon lid fit my neon pink bottle just as planned. However I ordered the wrong size seat post clamp, like for no good reason. It was ridiculously beefy and I look forward to having the proper size. It’s quite the odd giant hunk of metal but I welcome it to my bike.

Next purchase should be a helmet, so many options… all so terrible. We’ll see though.

Going with it…

So let’s just say I been getting a little roughed up in the soft spots down below since I recently adjusted my seat. However I can’t just put my seat back to how it was because it is much better positioned now and I can ride more aggressively and it gives me a better posture. I was reading around that it could be from riding with cotton, which is usually what I’m wearing. I have been commuting for like 6 months now in cut off jeans and it’s never been a problem. More reason to believe it is related to the damn seat positioning.

canari gel liner

So in hopes that the seat can stay where it is and I can get some crotch relief I purchased a pair of gel padded biking underwear. These can go under any regular pair of shorts and hopefully will work out for me. It is the next logical step (well I guess adjusting the seat would be, but hey…) They actually feel pretty cool and I can see why roadies would dig on dressing up in cycling gear. Although the gel chamois makes it feel like I am wearing a tiny diaper under everything.  I will be giving them a chance today. I may report back depending on how great or terrible the whole thing is.

Esoteric Agenda

Pretty cool movie, it’s an intermediate learners guide to conspiracy theory. It touches on a few topics that were new to me. Mainly Agenda 21, Codex Alimentarius and the Kyoto Treaty. The thought of a secret society planning the planets depopulation from 6 billion to 500 million was a bit mind blowing.

It also reminded me of other stuff had forgotten about like Fluoride and the effects of living in fear based society on genetic human evolution. If any of this is true it is safe to say we are fucked and must embrace the idea of dystopian blue jump suits, soylent green and Orwellian newspeak. It looks really bleak and it’s only like a year and half away from starting:P

Bike Part Bidness

Picked up some goodies a few days ago from… get this… Amazon. Let it be known I have never ordered a thing from Amazon, ever. First time yo! And the best part is I didn’t even click on my own link to get credit on my affiliate account (dumbshit!)

Anywhoo, I picked up a new chain, seat post clamp and a huge black… water bottle (the shit was only $2.99!!)

Spank Tweet Tweet Chain

The chain is a Spanky’s Tweet Tweet chain, I got the black one. It looks tough, has half links and is black. It looks really black like that stuff foot ball players but under their eyes or burnt cork. That being said I’m hoping that the chain looks like the one in the above pic with something of a thick black coat of paint rather than being anodized like the red and blue. Maybe the black is also anodized and it just looks better who knows. Either way my bike has been doing me well for over 9 months so it deserves a little love.

Surly Constrictor

Next is this hefty hefty seat post clamp. The Surly Constrictor is friggin massive and flat black so I’m down. I’m super into hefty, I want my bike to be a tank. Flat black everything is the way to go. I read around before buying it and it’s a good clamp if you are a fat ass and you keep pushing your seat down or if you are not a fat ass and your seat is sliding down on it’s own. I don’t really have any problems with my seat post slipping but my current clamp is dying, it is wound very tight and the screw is sticking out of it even though there is no exit hole for it. It’s a P.O.S. and needs to replaced so this part will be greatly appreciated.

water bottle

Lastly for no reason other than the fact that it was $2.99 I picked up this massive 28 oz water cannon! I believe a regular old bottle is like 11 oz so this thing is over twice the size. Really, I don’t ever see myself needing that much hydration. While the thought of aiming a massive bottle at my face while on the road is pretty awesome I really bought it because the lid on my hot pink bottle has bitten the dust and I think I can take the black one off of this one and apply it to the pink one. If toy collecting has taught me anything it’s that you can make some plastic do just about anything you want if you hit it with a hair dryer for a little bit.

And a good bye treat, if you don’t think this is funny I don’t wanna know you. I apologize if the skanky pizza girl is offending to you but I found it more appealing Howard Sterns stunning visage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7UNG8a33AQ&NR=1

One Week Ago Today

I touched ground in SD from Tennessee. It was pretty awesome. I’ve always been to Tennessee in the winter so everything was always dead and really cold. This time however with spring in the midst I got to see some beautiful greens, yellows and purples.

Tennessee usually means a few things. A few trips to Walmart, a few trips to Chili’s and a gauntlet of food that isn’t available on the west coast and you bet your ass every one of those random eats is washed down with the sweetest of sweet tea. I shit you not I watched this lady pour an entire pitcher of sugar into one of those tea dispensers… yet I still went back for refills. We did some Cheebuger Cheeburger, Cracker Barrel, McAlister’s, Steak N’ Shake, Sugar’s Ribs (fuck me this was sooooo good) I think that was the bulk of it. Oh and I brought some grape heads and orange heads and some fried peanuts that you can eat with the shell (salty, greasy craziness) ~ Thanks Kim! It also means trees with seeds, no whippets and cheap booze! I had a good time and I missed my bike but the week went by super fast and before I knew it it was back home to my dull day to day.

The general purpose of being there was Xty’s sister Sharla was getting married. The wedding was held at Booker T. Washington State Park, it was pretty awesome with its massive river and many trees an shit. Xty totally snuffed some child for the brides bouquet (sigh lol) Yeah… so back to chrons and bike rides =_=

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Pay No Mind

This place is undergoing a face lift of sorts. Everything is where it should be. I think I will be getting rid of the flickr plugin, it’s not really supported anymore and I don’t think it’s been updated since wordpress 2.7. It was an awesome plugin for the last few years and let me access my flickr photos like a charm. So long Tan Tan Flickr. Also doing away with google ads, it was a fun experiment that yielded absolutely nothing, not even 7 cents… so good bye ads hello cuss words!