Ivan Ives & Fresh Video

Awesome video from the homies over at NoThresholdRecords.com. Snappy bassline, great raps and cool animations! You really can’t go wrong with this (or any of the NTR videos they are all top notch, this is the first animated one though).

Greatness on so many levels

I really can’t even point out my favorite part because the shit just kept getting funnier and funnier as the video went on. I think we should all keep the fridge stocked up anyways.

In Preparation

I swooped up a Maker’s Mark Rock the Vote edition bottle. It’s solely for the purpose of getting lit on election night. When Barack Obama is announced president I will peel off three layers of wax and get my Maker’s Mark on. I won’t even get into the other option. I can promise it will require a visit to the ER.

Makers Mark - Rock the Vote

Get your gravatar on

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George T. Stagg

Boy, so where to begin? I really love this stuff. I use it to erase a bad day at work or a fight with the old lady. It’s unfiltered and there’s charcoal sediment floating at the bottom of the bottle. The perticular bottle I have is from 2006 (Hazmat III – read more about this here) it’s a whopping 140.6 proof/70.3% ABV! (NOT the one pictured below.) It is rugged to say the least.

When I first tried it I poured a tiny bit in my sniffy glass and let it sit for a few. I came by to swig it and the smell was crazy, had me coughing and stuff. It really is warming, and it’s sort of sweet/cinnamon-ish tasting before I was bombarded with oaky oakness (YUM!). The whole experience is very syrupy. It’s very dark and I’d like to believe it’s thicker, I dunno it’s just very darth vader “don’t play around” drink.

My brother came over and I showed him the bottle and he wanted to take a shot, cuz he likes to believe he’s a bad ass. I was like “ohhhhh-kay,” and I figured fuggit, no need to let the boy suffer on his own and I went ahead and poured myself one. I knew I shouldn’t have but I went ahead and did anyway.

We shot them back and instantly lost our breath after drinking it because you couldn’t inhale!!! Once I got my breath back, I tried to regain my eyesight which was blurry because my eyes had begun to water. I sort of hobbled over to the kitchen and got us some water because we were both about to die. Once we were breathing normal and could speak in full sentences again (like ten minutes after initial brutal shot) we spent the next twenty minutes clearing our throats. I felt like I drank sandpaper, I know I have said that before but this trumps that raspy batch if single barrel JD by far. I knew it was retarded but I didn’t want the lil bro to have to get throat raped by whiskey all by himself really.

But yeah it’s great with a little water to take that edge off. Really tastes good and forgets them worries for you. This is the type of liquor you drink if you have a broken foot and need to walk three miles on it, you wont feel shit.

George T. Stagg

Where in the F did the hot dogs go?

I stopped at three costume shops and they were all sold out of hot dog costumes!! That means there should at least be one adult dressed as a hot dog at every party this year.

Seriously if I see anybody dressed as a hot dog… just be prepared to take on a small drunk guy dressed like shake.

Ass in Hot Dog costume

A few changes

I’ve added gravatar support as well as the old share this button at the bottom of every post. I added little icons to the sidebar links and cleaned a ton of poorly written css from the theme, there is still a bunch of bad code tho. Funny how much changes over the course of a year.

Creature Carving

I carved up a Creature pumpkin, it took a few hours to do and I did it with a shitty steak knife. Unfortunately it died a shriveled, moldy death just a few days later. I purchased some proper carving utensils so I’m going to give it another go in a few days. I am also doing a Frankie and Drac so yeah.

Oh yeah and just for you Conor, comments are open.

My pumpkin weighs a ton

McCain aka Morse Code Eyes

Part geriatric, part machine-beast – while Obama speaks McCain communicates to his loyal lizard brethren via morse code eye blinking. I am seriously tempted to count but I got to get to work… BAH!

JOE PLUMBER!!!!

My favorite new flannel

So I recently purchased a nice flannel from the unsteady shop here in downtown.

It’s been hot as balls but I still wear it in the mornings. I cannot wait for winter.

LUDWIG BETCHES!

I <3 whiskey

“It’s so good! Once it hits your lips, it’s so good!” – Frank the Tank

Seriously I always love the first sip of a glass of bourbon. I can feel an instantaneous change, like my body just says “ooooooooh yeeeeeeah.” Then it’s like oh yeah still got a glass to pour down the hatch.

Four Roses Single Barrel made me do it.