Ipod Touch

So I recently used a $200 gift card that was given to me as a bonus at work. At the time the new iPhone was just released but I had just signed another two years with t-mobile. So I waited to see if maybe the iPod touch went down in price. Which of did… and I went out and got one.

Once home I was like a kid with a new toy (which I was), it was all oohs and ahhs. I also made sure to install the wordpress app (thumbs up) as well as a few other apps… yay!!

I even ponied up 10 bucks for a game.

I took it into my car and realized I have to slide to unlock while driving if I want to change the song. I got out of my car and put the iPod into my pocket. I realized then I had too much shit in my pockets. I already own a smart phone so I now have two clunky radioactive operating systems in my pants at most any time of the day. Not only that… the phone is microsoft and the iPod is by apple so they are no doubt zapping high frequency sound waves at each and zapping my bonch in the meantime since I am forced to keep them in their own pockets.

Then it hit me! This iPod touch is fuckin retarded. It really requires slot of attention. And how much better would my life be if I didn’t have to carry around what is essentially “almost” an iPhone. I pretty much look at it like one would a child who had a chance to get a million dollars and then blew it only to get another chance and blow that one too. Shaking my head side to side I think to myself “why can’t you be a phone?”

It isn’t so much that I’m a broke ass as much as I just really don’t want to switch over to AT&T. As much as I hate t-mobile I can’t leave them for worse service. And I am too sketchy to hack into the phone or any of that crazyness.

I could just be bitter, who knows. I won’t lie the iPod touch is pretty cool. I mean I’m writing this from my couch watching how it’s made. I just hate having two bulky phone shaped objects on me at all times knowing that it could be one bulky phone shaped object.

I can’t sleep

I stayed up all night finishing a website and still haven’t gone to sleep. I can only sleep sitting in a chair. I am fairly intoxicated as well. Maybe I just need some food… L&L hawaiian BBQ!

Woot Woot!

Okay so the visual gallery is backup after some sure as shit finagling, what a pain in the ass! I haven’t slept since yesterday so I may crash out before I get back to beating up the podpress plugin. May just scrap it altogether. Who knows, I just had to update so I could use the ipod app ;P

Cough cough

I shall now blow the dust off my blog… but maybe just so more dust grows in it’s place!?!?!

Olympics have come to an end!

I was actually on the couch half asleep, but I will watch again tomorrow. The songs and shit were pretty weird. The flame was cool too just nowhere near as cool as the stuff I saw in the opening ceremony. Either way it was an extremely entertaining two weeks and I was happy I could watch all that I did. Here’s some final medal counts:

Gold Silver Bronze Total
1. China 51 21 28 100
2. United States 36 38 36 110
3. Russian Fed 23 21 28 72

Good Friday

Today I am wearing my Mishka x Lamour shirt and my cool guy jeans. Plus my new fedora is the shit so I feel like a million bucks. The Beijing Olympics are kickin! Today is also payday and I got some new Mishka shirts yesterday. Peep game:

rasputin mishka nyc
Rasputin shirt is killer.

mishka lamour supreme sdcc 2008
Yet another great Mishka x Lamour mash up tee.

What a weekend (again)

SDCC was nuts this year. Bad photos of loot coming soon. Aside from SDCC I started and finished a clients site overnight, I also joined twitter and gravatar to further expand my online presence. I am finishing three sites right now and I can’t wait to be done.

Look what I got

It’s been a while since the Kaws made something I absolutely had to buy. Obviously if I could throw down three grand for the four foot companions I would. But these guys rule and I still wear my super beat Kaws shirt with the jpp character on it. I actually wore it yesterday when I ordered in attempts to create some type of juju, I believe it worked. The site crashed and everything it was good times.

kaws jpp

That time of the year again

It happens to all of us once a year. My birthday is never better than the last one, they degrade a little year by year. Less phone calls and emails… that sort of thing. I never tell people because I feel like an attention whore. I mean so what I was born today??

Surely the passing of my dad in June kind of kills summer for me. It has been a year or so and it still feels like it was last week. It’s really weird. My dad always got me something cool, he hated not surprising us for stuff like holidays and celebrations. As I got older I always told my parents I didn’t want anything for my birthday, just money. He would always get me stuff like window tinting, car stereo or a crazy car alarm (my old car got broke into twice in front of my house!). Random stuff I never bought simply because I could not afford it and did not really need it so I lived without. I don’t miss the random power gifts nearly as much as I miss the old man hell bent on buying them ha ha. But I won’t lie they were nice šŸ˜›

26 years on this planet and I still feel like I’m sixteen. What will happen? I really do not want to gain more weight ha ha ha. In my youth I remember saying really dumb shit like “I wish a was super fat, like 285 fat!” Life is awkward enough with an extra 30 pounds just chillin’. I will more than likely go eat with my family, go home get ripped, swig the remainder of my 23 year old Pappy and go to work the next day.

I also can’t forget to say Happy Birthday to my friend Shane. Hope yours is better than mines.

happy b-day

The ol’ 23 Year Old

Here is the elusive 23 year old Van Winkle bottle before it was clobbered in a way containing littleĀ to no dignity. Poor thing went out like a regular bottle of piss whiskey. I won’t lie there is still a little nectar left in the bottle, IĀ  dip into it every friday. It is so good it’s just wrong. The strangest of it all being that after having my try at all ages of the Van Winkle bottles I still think the 12 year old is the better of them all. Maybe because it’s easier on my wallet? I don’t know but it brings me just as much joy as any of the other bottles. Obviously the 23 year old is the piff but we can’t always be drinkin out the $250 bottles.

Pappy Van Winkle 23

What a weekend

Aside from the rediculous amount of loafing I have done since Thursday I didn’t accomplish much this three day weekend.

I watched the Nascar race and the UFC fight this Saturday (Boooo) and a played a little wii olympics and guitar hero.