I randomly received a gift card for $50 from t-mobile. Not a bad thing. I just spent it on a t shirt and 2 additional GB of RAM for my pc.
Mishka x Gargamel Hedoran
Being poor blows, I mean I been poor my whole life but there’s decent times and there’s bad times… these are the bad. Were I not so broke I wouldn’t even think twice about buying this little guy. To be honest he ain’t even my favorite of the bros I am more of a Standing Hedoran type of guy but I would still do it. I refer to this Hedoran as the hugger because he looks like he’s super stoked to see you and is all like “yaaaaaay! Lemme get a hug!” Seafoam and magenta colorway is the business.
EELS!
The Mighty Boosh is freakin awesome! I have had this song stuck in my head all day since seeing the show last night. Little did I know it was a BBC show (thought it might be related to the Frisky Dingo camp??) EELS!
Beetles pt. II
After more trolling the net I found out that carpet beetles love dust bunnies and spider webs which unfortuntley have plenty of. They also love to feast on dead mice in between walls and attics (better not have any of that) so I think I made lots of progress this weekend I almost vaccumed the entire house and threw away a ton of shit. I also found a hatchery of some sort so I think we should see a major reduction in the number of beetles bobbing around (found two today) alas if they start up like last week I’m going to have to call a steam cleaner man.
Go Away Carpet Beetles
So as of last week I have had Carpet Beetles freely roaming my house going from window sill to window sill and various corners and walls between. I am going crazy because they can fly, thankfully they are dumb as nails. They never fly away when I add them to the ziplock of death.
I have yet to figure out why they’re in my home or if they are invading my neighbors but it’s inexplicable! The closest guess anyone has made is that they came from the birds nests in the trees in my courtyard (located directly in front of my front door) I have killed at least 20 actual beetles and 1 larva worm (EEEEWWW!)
The best part of the story is that my landlord does not give a flying rat’s dick. He even tried to blame me like they’re roaches (which are directly related to dirty tenants… which we are not) Then he tried telling me it’s an HOA thing and to get an exterminator from craigslist!! Hopefully they plow right thru the carpet and he can regret not giving a f when he was told bugs that eat carpet were infesting his property.
I am currently trying to rid my household of these tiny little beetles and will post if I find a sure thing that is cost effective as well as effective at removing the beetles.
I love the hood
I was throwing away my trash today and a glimmer caught my eye… nappy lil’ tweek pizzo just chillin’ in the area the garbage trucks use to lift the dumpsters. I wanted to break it but not enough to touch it. I bet it happened last night when I heard the police going “whoop-whoop-whoop-whoooooooop” some tweeker stashed his pizzo and forgot. Hopefully those ghetto alley kids don’t know what to do with it.
Horny for Hot Dogs & Hamburgers
So out of my starvation and brokeness comes inspiration. These are the first two of a few pieces I’m working on that have hot dogs and burgers on them. They are 16″ x 20″ mixed media on cardboard. The base of everything is made up of tranny and regular (female organs on a female) escorts from Oregon. They actually came from a few packages I ordered from Bwana Spoons, he padded my goods with smutty pages of his local paper! The whole thing worked out pretty well because a hot dog and hamburger are essentially a penis and a vagina which of course are the two flavors offered by the escort adds (sure, you can order that hot dog with tits)
Check them out here or Continue reading “Horny for Hot Dogs & Hamburgers”
Kudos wordpress app
Really digging the ability to go horizontal and also very stoked to able to moderate and edit comments! As well as pages. Again WordPress comes though like the champ it is. If I weren’t so broke I’d give 10 bux but since I AM totally broke I will just say that right now I’m totally horny for WordPress. Giggity.
It’s Funny Cuz It’s True
This commercial kills me every time I see it. I never made my mom cry… but I have associated with horrible stoner characters from this commercial at some point in time in my life. Abovetheinfluence.com ads have always been good though. My favorite is the last guy who is all stoked he ditched his friends and let them find their own way home.
Wild Turkey 101
Ahh the old savage turkey juice, I know, i know long time no whiskey. I have been drinking Weller 90 for the past 6 bottles. Oddly enough over the course of the past year I have only enjoyed one bottling of the Wild Turkey, Russel’s Reserve. It was okay but I never got around to trying any other bottles. My dad and his friends used to take this stuff down with cokes back in the day so when I need to break a twenty bill last night and picked up a small bottle of WT101. It was good and reminded me of the Russel’s Reserve but it tasted more oaky and a little less corny. I actually enjoyed it a bit more than the RR.
I bought a small 200 ml bottle and I decided it’s good enough to drink right out of the bottle (never done that before) it’s a nice change from the Weller. Either way it’s good whiskey, I always sort of shunned it as it’s not too rare and you can pick it up at any convenient/drug store. But now I’ll be sure to get a bottle when ever I see some on sale (cuz I’m a cheap fuxxer these days ~ Alas the old lady is getting ever so close to landing a paying gig) one of my favorite parts of drinking bourbon is the little stories the write up for the labels. They all say great things like hand-crafted and age old tradition. I found the Wild Turkey story to be extra awesome:
“The famous name on this bottle comes from a group of wild turkey hunters, one of whom brought a special 101 proof barrel-aged bourbon on their annual hunting trip. In the later years they always requested ‘that Wild Turkey bourbon‘ and to this day it is still hand-crafted in the same slow traditional way.”
This bourbon is much like that story. It is short and sweet (not too sweet) but gets right to the point (drunk) with that 101 punch. Enjoy neat.
WP to Twitter
Pretty awesome if it works like it’s supposed to… and… it does! Pretty awesome stuff. Go plugin developers, WordPress is the best.
Gearing up for a few changes
Added some feedburner action so my blog can be like everyone elses. Checking it out now. I never realized feedburner was recently aquired by Google. Edit all appears to have worked fine thanks to this fine plugin. Also am trying to simplify sidebar so I created a link garden above the footer that now houses archives, links and categories.