Dock Boggs – Sugar Baby

This is the sound I’ve been craving lately. It is of course mountain banjo but there is something to it that is kind of creepy sounding (make the sheep scared). It has a repetition to it that I enjoy a bit more than regular bluegrass style pickin’. Plus Dock Boggs is just a G look at this guy…

and I guess if you want to see what his music has inspired in others

Old Forester Signature = Tasty Bourbon

Man there is nothing I hate more than when I buy a cheap lower shelf liquor that turns out to be better than most most mid shelf and dare I say… even some top shelfers! I got this tasty treat for $18.99 and the regular Old Forester is $13.99! I chose the Signature bottle because I figured the 100+ proof would give me more bang for my buck (terrible way to look at things I know but times is hard).

It was like me and this bourbon have known each other all along. It is delicious! At first sip I thought it had a copper flavor thing going but it went away. Now all I taste is good bourbon juice. It’s more on the heavy mellow side with hints of vanilla and is very easy down the hatch. I like it with a splash of water.

I am most interested in trying some of the Old Forester specialty bottles, I am sure they must be great. Just remember that it is what’s on the inside of the bottle that counts.

Old Forester Signature

Kentucky Derby!

Anyone could tell you I know diddly about horse racing. I just know Woodford is all up on it and it makes for great Saturday drinking/loafing. Keep it clean Kentucky! Lets not go taking out any horses this year.

rip eight bells - PWNED

EDIT: Yes, I spelled Eight Belles wrong… on purpose… yeah

What is this crap? (Not turds!)

I forgot I took this picture until last night when I synced my phone to my computer but this was in the Claremont Graduate University bathroom when Xty and I were there for her conference (She did great btw).

Now a reason I enjoy my ionz149 moniker (which about 40% of the time I write ions149 or ions) is that nobody EVER uses it for ANYTHING. It is always available as a login or user name because it’s totally random. I mean really wtf is ionz149 anyways. Not many people know this but I started writing ions in highschool because of some freshman biology class I was taking in my junior year (HAH!) I kid you not, I never paid attention and was always doodling random crap in my dividers that peaked my interest. And like that I wrote ions a few times after the teacher was flappin his face about atomic particles and thought hmm these letters are nice together. At some point the number 149 was appended to it (I blame the hip hop) The rest my friends is history.

All that aside I sleep very well knowing no matter what I am more than likely the one and only ionz149. And here I am taking a piss (yes in a stall, that’s how I roll… the bathroom was empty and I still took the stall) and at first I thought I was reading it wrong and it was some other name but I looked again and it was clear as day… IONS!!!!!!

I instantly fell to my knees looked up at the ceiling and flailed my first while screaming “DAMN YOU IONS FROM UA!!!!! DAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOU!!!” then I got up and snapped a photo with me phone. I think I’m okay with it though, I don’t really write so there should be room for the two of us. Also if I am not mistaken I believe UA is on some hefty, half way decent graffiti for a while now.

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When the going gets tough

The tough take shits in the alley. My alley is often a look at the grim tweeker life that surrounds my little gated complex. This marvelous work of thick, chunky drip was left right next to where I park my car. The dude pooped on the other side of the fence but his dooks managed to slide on down the other side and onto the floor.

Fence turds

Monday Mighty Boosh

This show is great. I’ve made a point to just watch them on adult swim now that I know they already exist out there. Future Sailors beezy:

Wathen’s Kentucky Bourbon

I’ve recently been drinking Wild Turkey 101 and the reliable Weller 90. They are good earthy whiskeys, even though they are different flavors the two share similarities as far as sweetness and oakyness go.

This week while at my local BevMo I decided to pick up a bottle that A) I had never seen before and B) was less than $30.00. Alas we have Wathen’s Kentucky Bourbon a nice change from my recent regular pours.

I found it to be pleasantly fruity with hints of citrus after the initial alchohol whiffs (it is 94 proof) but even at 94 proof it was enjoyable served neat. It offered a chewy, buttery floral flavor with hints of some nutty vanilla sweets. A bit of water really brings out the best of this whiskey. The next morning my glass smelt of sweet cotton candy. It’s quite a treat.

Blues Run the Game

Another favorite tune of mine, I think this guy ran with Paul Simon and such. Jackson C. Frank – Blues Run the Game is a good album. None of the songs on there top the album title track though. Makes me want to wear a cardigan.

Sleep on Kaws = You Lose!

I’ve slowly been phasing out my old email and converting to gmail. Earlier tonight I opened my email to see these great kaws companion key chains. Seeing that it was around 9pm I was sure there would be none left. I visited the site to confirm that I was correct and mooch the photo so I can at least have a picture of them to look at ha ha (sadness) I only own three of the five in the set so I don’t feel too entitled. I never really cared for the glow companions, I mean I liked them but didn’t find them to be worth the loot… were I a baller I would buy them right now. Anyways on to the awesome keychains.

Kaws Companions Keychain Set

100% CSS Rollovers

This is one of my favorite little tricks I’ve managed to wrangle over the years of googling “css rollover.” It became a full proof thing when I figured out how ma.tt had done his rollovers on an older version of his site. Really though it isn’t rocket science (by any means) and anybody with moderate understanding of CSS and XHTML should have no problems figuring it out if they haven’t already.

I prefer doing it this way because it uses a plain unordered list so if something breaks they will always have the navigation in a plain unordered list. You also don’t have to do any ghetto stuff like use a transparent .gif as a place holder or use a sneaky span tag to have some sort of content associated to the button link (janky)… and it doesn’t need any javascript.

I use this method of making main navigation menus pretty when it’s a hand-coded website or when it’s a CMS with a fixed navigation. By fixed navigation I mean the client won’t be trying to change the main navigation all the time. Since every button needs an image with two or three states it can become a pain if the client keeps changing their mind.

So for starters you need a plain unordered list with some id’s for later on when styling the CSS. Every list item houses a link as a button is no good if it doesn’t link anywhere.

<ul id="nav">
<li id="one"><a href="#">one</a></li>
<li id="two"><a href="#">two</a></li>
</ul>

I created two buttons of equal width, this also works with various widths just be sure to add the width to the specific id. I use the sliding door method so each image has two button states (link and hover), if you were feeling slick you could add a third button for the active state to the same image. This avoids that annoying flicker upon hover when you haven’t cached the hover images yet because the hover is attached to the image that loads first.

Obviously you must be careful to align the buttons on the image so they don’t look like they jump when you hover. If your button is 25px tall the image must be 50px tall for two states and 75px if adding an active state. In my example here the images are 75px x 25px. Here are the buttons:

one two

Next is the CSS:

#nav li {display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;}
#one, #two {float:left;}
#one a, #two a {display:block;height:25px;text-indent:-9999px;width:75px;}
#one {background:url(one.png) no-repeat 0 0;}
#one:hover {background:url(one.png) no-repeat 0 -25px;}
#two {background:url(two.png) no-repeat 0 0;}
#two:hover {background:url(two.png) no-repeat 0 -25px;}

It’s all pretty basic and can be expanded upon to suit your needs (ie: kill the float:left and they stack on top of each other or position them absolutely). All it requires is a bit of math but it’s easy, just be sure your button size is reflected in the hover state background position (-25px in above example) Here is a break down line by line of the above:

  • #nav li {display:inline;margin:0;padding:0;} removes the bullets from the unordered list.
  • #one, #two {float:left;} makes the list items float left so they sit next to each other in a row.
  • #one {background:url(one.png) no-repeat 0 0;} and #two {background:url(two.png) no-repeat 0 0;} are the regular link states with their background positions at 0.
  • #one:hover {background:url(one.png) no-repeat 0 -25px;} and #two:hover {background:url(two.png) no-repeat 0 -25px;} are the hover states with the top background position to set to -25px, this number is the height of your button.

Here is a demo page with it all working in case my writing is pure gibberish and you find it easier to see it and take it apart. View the demo page.

I also compiled a zip archive in case you are as lazy as I am. Download zip archive.

Also I’m done with ie6 so if it works great if it doesn’t I’m sure you will figure it out 🙂

Good Old Merle

Woke up with this Here in Frisco song playing in my dream (which I don’t remember) something about those sounds that open the song up. It’s a good rain song, a good drinking song as well as a song of sadness and lament. It’s a cool song as are most Merle Haggard tunes providing a safe haven for your ails and guarding them with the urge to drink up, suck it up and deal with it like a man (or particularly manly female who refuses to share what she’s actually thinking because it’s easier to write a song.) The type that is too poor to buy an apple but still refuses welfare checks because he is a working man.

It’s kind of funny that it’s just a still photo of merle the whole time but it was the first thing I found.