Misc

Anything about everything and somethings about nothing. If it doesn’t have it’s own category it’s going to be here.

Good Old Merle

Woke up with this Here in Frisco song playing in my dream (which I don’t remember) something about those sounds that open the song up. It’s a good rain song, a good drinking song as well as a song of sadness and lament. It’s a cool song as are most Merle Haggard tunes providing a safe haven for your ails and guarding them with the urge to drink up, suck it up and deal with it like a man (or particularly manly female who refuses to share what she’s actually thinking because it’s easier to write a song.) The type that is too poor to buy an apple but still refuses welfare checks because he is a working man.

It’s kind of funny that it’s just a still photo of merle the whole time but it was the first thing I found.

Woo Hoo!

I randomly received a gift card for $50 from t-mobile. Not a bad thing. I just spent it on a t shirt and 2 additional GB of RAM for my pc.

EELS!

The Mighty Boosh is freakin awesome! I have had this song stuck in my head all day since seeing the show last night. Little did I know it was a BBC show (thought it might be related to the Frisky Dingo camp??) EELS!

Beetles pt. II

After more trolling the net I found out that carpet beetles love dust bunnies and spider webs which unfortuntley have plenty of. They also love to feast on dead mice in between walls and attics (better not have any of that) so I think I made lots of progress this weekend I almost vaccumed the entire house and threw away a ton of shit. I also found a hatchery of some sort so I think we should see a major reduction in the number of beetles bobbing around (found two today) alas if they start up like last week I’m going to have to call a steam cleaner man.

Go Away Carpet Beetles

So as of last week I have had Carpet Beetles freely roaming my house going from window sill to window sill and various corners and walls between. I am going crazy because they can fly, thankfully they are dumb as nails. They never fly away when I add them to the ziplock of death.

I have yet to figure out why they’re in my home or if they are invading my neighbors but it’s inexplicable! The closest guess anyone has made is that they came from the birds nests in the trees in my courtyard (located directly in front of my front door) I have killed at least 20 actual beetles and 1 larva worm (EEEEWWW!)

The best part of the story is that my landlord does not give a flying rat’s dick. He even tried to blame me like they’re roaches (which are directly related to dirty tenants… which we are not) Then he tried telling me it’s an HOA thing and to get an exterminator from craigslist!! Hopefully they plow right thru the carpet and he can regret not giving a f when he was told bugs that eat carpet were infesting his property.

I am currently trying to rid my household of these tiny little beetles and will post if I find a sure thing that is cost effective as well as effective at removing the beetles.

I love the hood

I was throwing away my trash today and a glimmer caught my eye… nappy lil’ tweek pizzo just chillin’ in the area the garbage trucks use to lift the dumpsters. I wanted to break it but not enough to touch it. I bet it happened last night when I heard the police going “whoop-whoop-whoop-whoooooooop” some tweeker stashed his pizzo and forgot. Hopefully those ghetto alley kids don’t know what to do with it.

Crack/Tweek Pipe

Horny for Hot Dogs & Hamburgers

So out of  my starvation and brokeness comes inspiration. These are the first two of a few pieces I’m working on that have hot dogs and burgers on them. They are 16″ x 20″ mixed media on cardboard. The base of everything is made up of tranny and regular (female organs on a female) escorts from Oregon. They actually came from a few packages I ordered from Bwana Spoons, he padded my goods with smutty pages of his local paper! The whole thing worked out pretty well because a hot dog and hamburger are essentially a penis and a vagina which of course are the two flavors offered by the escort adds (sure, you can order that hot dog with tits)

horny-hotdog-burger

Kudos wordpress app

Really digging the ability to go horizontal and also very stoked to able to moderate and edit comments! As well as pages. Again WordPress comes though like the champ it is. If I weren’t so broke I’d give 10 bux but since I AM totally broke I will just say that right now I’m totally horny for WordPress. Giggity.

WP to Twitter

Pretty awesome if it works like it’s supposed to… and… it does! Pretty awesome stuff. Go plugin developers, WordPress is the best.

Gearing up for a few changes

Added some feedburner action so my blog can be like everyone elses. Checking it out now. I never realized feedburner was recently aquired by Google. Edit all appears to have worked fine thanks to this fine plugin. Also am trying to simplify sidebar so I created a link garden above the footer that now houses archives, links and categories.

Bon Jovi Friday!

OH SNAPS! Although I will not be getting payed I will not be working tomorrow leaving me with ultimate drinkage for this evening. I also will not be working (unpaid) the following Monday. Nothing like two unpaid days off to wrench my check book.

Anyways my brokeness will not stop me from enjoying my Bon Jovi Friday. I have bourbon and my couch and my girlfriend (getting her work on!) and I began painting! Life is good, at least I will keep telling myself that all day today.

Re: I Miss My Maple

So through some freak accident of the Cosmos my trusty knife that I bring everywhere with me lately fell between the couch cushions. Only it didn’t fall between two regular couch cushions, it actually fell in between the one next to the recliner. So it got stuck in the mechanism of the recliner and I had to go underneath the couch with the foot rest up and jab a larger knife at my pocket knife until it wiggled free and fell. Upon it falling I began looking under the couch but it was still not there? I again got under the couch only I really got deep in there this time and I realized there is cloth under the recliner and that cloth had my knife, it also had a nice pen, some change, an almond and what else? Holiest of all holy shit… MY MAPLE PLUGS!

It felt so good as I already admitted defeat and assumed I accidentally knocked them over into my trash since they were just gone. But alas they were in my couch and after a quickie wipe down are back in my ultra happy ear lobes. So yeah… maple plugs = happy lobes.

Maple!