Seriously, screw the holidays. I once felt like a genius when I wrote that on the holidays nobody works. That is to say that only a nobody works during the holidays. Like the poor bastard that gets to run the drive thru at Jack in the Crack on x-mas day. It happens and I know it does because I am the type to want some tacos on x-mas day.

If I was a rich person I would probably enjoy it more since I would have many days off and tons of free time to do the shit that makes me sick like baking ginger bread men or decorating my house with fat bearded white guys dressed in red.

I really just hate the big drain. Plus the economy is poop so it’s extra lame this year. I ain’t bought a new toy since August! AUGUST!! Then my hours got cut like a new yorican knife victim (boricua!)

Sure, it sucks for all of us. Or does it? Bah!