Tonight’s sippie cup…

is full of this corn whiskey called Platte Valley. I mean it’s much, much better than the dreaded Georgia Moon (ack!!). It’s actually sweet enough to enjoy the flavor, sweet corn flavor. Has a nice yellow color to it too. I don’t know what it is about corn whiskey but it usually has be spiny faced in a cup or two, and it’s total fighting liquor (I can’t really vouch for this since I never leave my house as I am a cheap social cripple and I just become even more of an awkward mess with the help of the sauce… but it does have me walking around the house talking up a shit storm to the old lady before I crash on the couch and start snoring) . Overall it’s a nice sipper but it ain’t no Elmer T. Lee.

platte valley