This Valentine’s Day my old lady attempted to murder me via massive meat consumption. We went to this Brazilian steak house called Rei do Gado. While there I ate eleven types of meat. I also had some white rice with black beans and a gang of super sweet mango. A list of the meats ingested include:

-Beef Rib
-Turkey wrapped in bacon
-Pork Sausage
-Skirt Steak
-Tri-tip Steak
-Top Sirloin Steak
-Top Sirloin w/ Garlic
-Fillet Mignon wrapped in bacon
-Pork Loin (BOMB!)
-Skirt Steak w/ Garlic
-Chicken w/ Cheese (???)
-Lamb Sirloin

So much meat it gave me bad dreams. It is incredibly pricey but well worth it. They will bring meat till you say stop… no… more… meat. I give this place two thumbs up and recommend it once every six months maximum, as if you ate there more you would probably shorten your life span by about two years per visit.