Regarding my new hat
I was leaving the Burger King after spending my last two dollars and in the parking lot were two black guys staring me down. I continued to look at them while I drove past and of the guys said “THAT’S THE HAT!” I stopped and said “excuse me?” and he continued “THAT’S THAT HAT MY SAXOPHONE PLAYER USED TO WEAR!! THAT’S THAT HAT!! OH YEAH THAT’S THE HAT!!” I concurred that it was indeed a nice hat, threw him a peace sign (two fingers) and was on my way. Made me smile though, black people rule.
On a completely different note while I was attending a memorial for a family friend who recently committed suicide my one black friend from high school had the audacity to ask me if I cried during the ceremony. He then took it one step further and asked “how many tears” did I shed. I instantly turned sour and asked “What type of f*cking question is that!” I then answered my own question by stating “That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. Get the f*ck out of my face with that bullsh*t.” To which he repiled “I’m going to get some water,” and he walked off.
I mean this has nothing to do with ethnicity and more with the fact that this has been a douche since high school (he just happens to be black) I give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he’s just never been to a memorial service and doesn’t know it isn’t a crying contest. Retarded ass bastard.
