This category is for my bad photos, ramblings about toys I plan to buy, toys I’ve bought and toys I cannot afford.

Paul Kaiju is a Fucking Beast

Monday, December 9th, 2013

Paul Kaiju Shit Poop


Swoon Part 2: Kaws x Astroboy

Thursday, October 25th, 2012

Holy shit Kaws droppin some mo sheeh!

Kaws Astroboy


Tuesday, October 23rd, 2012

kaws snoopy

Oh My Not Responsible Credit Card Purchase: KAWS SNOOPY

Thursday, October 27th, 2011


I already know how it will unfold. I will be at the office I will be stoked and I will forget about it and remember two minutes after they go up and they will be sold out. Then I feel bad then good but then bad again. I have missed like the last few Kaws realeses this same way but I have landed a few that same way so I guess you win some, you lose some. There’s enough Kaws to go around I guess.


Thursday, February 24th, 2011

You ready. Tomorrow at noon EST.

Kaws x Bathing Ape Milo

I missed these last time. Collab with someone who I was not familiar with but they are on some melty shmelty. They are pretty rad and sold out pretty fast.

kaws companion kaws companion kaws companion

Recent Kaws

Thursday, November 11th, 2010

I meant to post these a while back. Some new Kaws toys I don’t own. I thought they were cool just not cool enough to buy.

Moving Day!

Monday, August 2nd, 2010

So last weekend I had the joy of moving from my old apartment (#6) to a new one across the courtyard (#5) and while moving sucks fat elephant balls it was a really good chance to give my toys the one on one dusting they have deserved for well over 3 years. The end result being a few alright photos of a decent pile of kaiju. The actual pile is about 2.5 laundry baskets worth of toys.

bucket-o-joy bocket-o-joy

the pile the pile

in the pile in the pile

Nom Nom Toys

Sunday, June 20th, 2010

I still lurk around toy forums and stuff. From time to time I see some toys that make me wanna break bread.

These particular ones are Real Head minis. I have a few Real Head regular sized figures that I like so it’s really been a matter of time till something I really, really like came out. Maybe two years ago or so Real Head took off and started making many, many more sculpts. Creating good guys and bad guys, giant sizes, cats, minis, super minis. They just expanded and just began dropping way too much shit for me to even bother trying to keep up with. It also in turn made any of the original Real Head figures before this growth spurt worth quite a bit of coin.

Anywhoo these figures are sweet and I want them. They look kinda evil except for the last one which I just like because it looks odd.

Marusan MJ Thriller Pre-Orders

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

Man I aint seen a toy I would punch a child in the head for in a while. The Thriller toys are a tribute to Mr. Jackson and his most awesome video. If it wasn’t for the ridiculous price of $100 per figure I would be all over these f*ckin’ things. The whole concept just works really well with the big heads and everything. If you’ve got the scratch Pre-Order Now. More photos after jump.

mj wolf holding mask mj zombie holding mask

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Undercover Bear Kaws Companion

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

Ohhh the agony! The working class stiff really can’t be buying this shtuff. But it is a Kaws collaboration that is fooking ill. Like a dope addict I am considering using the old master card.

So yeah… tomorrow… smoke em’ if you got em’ –

under cover bear kaws accomplice

Kaiju Your Face

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

A compilation of shit I’d love to own snagged from various places




kaiju mother

kaiju mother



Kozik Big Army Man

Sunday, August 9th, 2009

It’s been a while since Kozik dropped anything worth purchasing, like two good years depending on who you ask. I always liked Kozik because his posters and characters were very appealing when I was a youthful stoner in 8th grade. There really wasn’t anything cooler than disney skunks holding bongs back then. Over the years he’s sort of proven himself to be rather talentless looking to make  the quickest buck. I mean I will doodle you a million inanimate objects and give them eyes and a smoke and you wont give a shit (why the F is that salt shaker smoking a cig?) I aint gonna lie… I still got some labbits in the closet, but mostly because nobody wants them 😛

So when I got a recent 3D Retro email I was slightly impressed. I also saw the green ones around SDCC. These are pretty cool. They look like big chunky army men that were made in China like they should. I just really hope they don’t have the Clockwork Orange style eye lashes. My favorite part of the whole thing is that you can replace his grenade hand with a rubber chicken! More photos after the jump.

Kozik Big Army Man - Green Colorway

Kozik Big Army Man - Green Colorway

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