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I totally spent money at the Levi’s website swooped me up two pairs of 514′s for the price of one. Can’t complain. I really do want to make the move into uber expensive denim but I am broke as balls so Levi’s will have to do. I’ve worn levi’s my whole life. I once owned a pair of wranglers that were pretty cool. It’s strange how I change cuts every few years. I used to be strictly 501/505 but then I wanted more straight legs so for a few years I rocked 559/569. Eventually I got rid of the 569 because they are baggy in the thigh area. Now I just scraped the 559 altogether and rock a 514 with a bit more thigh huggage, a lower waist and an overall more fitting look. After all the phases of clothing I went through as a child/teen/young adult I have finally settled down at age 26 into clothes that fit me properly. My mom loves it and so do I.

sucks balls when you’re broke . I want nothing more than to go blow a few hundred dollars on myself right now. In reality I have about $200 and I owe my old lady $125 which leaves me with a whopping $75! Something tells me I should keeo it too rather than spend it. It is really burning a hole in my pocket… or something. If I was a nice person I would probably spend it on some gifts for friends or family.

Holidays are always such a bummer. I hate that I am always broke starting October and then never recoup till around February. You’d think that after three years of this happening one would notice a pattern and begin to prepare for such things. I think next year I will get it right.

The rain is gone and my neck is all fucked up because I slept on it in some horrible position. I dont know what happened but it hurts like a bastard and I’ve been awake since 7:00 am. Lots of bourbon but no money. My brain hurts and I want to listen to Led Zeppelin while sucking on ham bones and turkey necks with my ankles shackled to the sofa while watching a Mork and Mindy marathon wishing it would all just catch fire and get on with itself already.

I will now eat some leftovers and watch a Forensic Files marathon

Today the creature spanks various food items including a TURKEY! Then he will retire to a cigar and some bourbon (Who would’ve thought!?) A La Vieja Habana African Cameroon and some Weller 7 to be exact.

Fall 08 Ludwig flannels are the bomb. I finally found a shop with some still in stock. These things are ruthlessly pimp. The fabric, the cut, the buttons… I mean everything about these flannels is the way it should be. I recently scored the red one. Once I get some more loot I will score the grey one to have the ultimate flannel trifecta. By then Ludwig will probably have new flannels, but I wouldn’t know since there site is outdated andf I have yet to hear about a winter look book (unlike mishka who’s got me all ready to buy to some winter shit ~ awesome winter look book!)

More wheat? Yes please! I love wheat, seriously I eat cream of wheat on the weekends. Delicious!

I made a goal to buy a new bottle once a week. The catch is it can’t be from the old Buffalo Trace distillery. I love the stuff but at any given time 85% of my bottles are from BT. It’s good bourbon.

Which brings us to the Very Special Old Fitzgerald, a 12 year old wheater. It’s a nice change. It was a lonely bottle at bevmo so I gave it a chance. It was a bit on the pricey side for a bottle with no cork (again doesn’t matter, it’s good stuff) at $36.

I’ve only sipped on it a few nights now so I’m still feeling it out taste wise. It is definetly sweeter than most the wheaters I sip on. Ha ha I can’t really say more, it is good though and I will buy one for the bunker next time I see one.

Note: I could not pour two glasses and keep the bottle totally full like they did in the photo. Perhaps it was a magic bottle of VSOF.

So let’s all take a big poo! Seriously it’s one of those things we ALL do. Although we may not all use actual toilets. Every human must excrete so let’s all come together on this day and drop a mega deuce.