Sleep is for Suckers

December 14th, 2013

He walks like a cowboy, spits like a girl and keeps a well groomed mustache. 17 days ago a man told him to be in the pasta isle of his local Albertson’s at 2:00 pm. While there he would encounter a woman with child purchasing pasta sauce. He was to stab her twice in the stomach and the child once in the neck. He was told his part in this would be important and that if he didn’t succeed he would be killed at 2:00 am the following morning.

I chose to use an Applebee’s steak knife from the previous Friday.

 

Paul Kaiju is a Fucking Beast

December 9th, 2013

Paul Kaiju Shit Poop

HOLY FUCK YO!!!!!

 

WTFB

October 16th, 2013

recently i have caught myself writing long rants on fb and then i stop and paste them into my blog (to be positive that not a single person will read it, am i right … am i right? sheeeeeeit) where i proceed to write more and save it as a draft and then NEVER publish it hahaha which goes to show volumes. the shit felt like content, very meaningful content at that but i think it was more important to just write it down regardless or what it really was. or maybe it was perfectly valid content and I am practicing subconscious self censorship. Fuckin weird.

 

Good Shit Bruh

September 17th, 2013

god damn so i saw two things recently that made feel something for the first time in a while, mainly anxiety but hey man, that shit counts.

first was Behind the Candelabra (I KNOW!!!) I dunno to be honest I thought the shit was gonna be lame. For various reasons. But those fucks killed it. I was balled up in my couch all anxious and grossed out by their toxic relationship. And dying the whole movie every time mr. douglas was on the screen. there was just a bunch of weird shit in the movie and i was not disappointed.

the second was this last recent episode of braking bad. HOLY FUCK! I barely even breathed. For reals just watching all tense and anxious as fuck as walt’s whole shit begins to unravel. The whole show is overwhelming as fuck because this is it, no more after this.

 

It’s funny

June 16th, 2013

Find myself sitting here this father’s day morning feeling bad for not feeling so bad which ends up just feeling worse? I dunno everything is so fuckin weird. There’s a million words with which to describe how I feel but it is easily summed up to a single point. I wish I would’ve been a better son to him. I was terrible. I blame my mom’s failed attempt to raise me catholic for this post.

 

Metatron Rejuvinate!

May 2nd, 2013

Was watching supernatural last night and they tracked down metatron to a lil house jam packed with books. Metatron was played by booger from revenge of the nerds and he really really liked stories.

He made a really good point. Humans can tell stories, he claimed it to be our one good use of everything we’ve been giving. Then he went on about how when you create stories you become like god. When you get to the core of our existence it is primarily based on various stories, the info is all provided for you. But as you well know the real value is in new information.

I am really inspired by those who live life by writing their own tale or joining forces with folks on a similar journey to make for a better tale with new information for a new time.

What if in retelling “the story” they conveniently left out the part about us all being actual gods and replaced it with being the image of god.

 

The Price of Existence

February 21st, 2013

This morning while taking a shit and trolling around fb I found a video a friend shared on another friends wall. Cut to me all teary eyed while taking a shit. This is so fucking sad. I can safely say I have never tossed a bottle or anything into the ocean (WTF!!!)

If my mother is indeed planet earth, then I technically just wept over family. Birds been here longer than us, flyin around, shitting on stuff.

I dunno I just found it deeply disturbing, mostly because I feel so helpless and like there’s nothing I can really do.

I do however find the message really inspiring in a way. I am firm believer that anything worth doing will be a bit difficult.

Out of the shit comes the flower

 

Beer Lately

January 21st, 2013

My beer turned out okay. It was a simple yet chuggable low abv beer. Me and the wife took down 30 22′s in close to a week by the half liter.

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Holiday Frames

December 26th, 2012

Made a bunch of frames for gifts this xmas. Here’s some photos from right before they were done. I made matching cards for each frame out of the place holder cards that came with the frames when I bought them. I also gave em a coat with some shiny shit after the photo since they become too shiny to take a photo of once they have been coated.

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Bottling day

December 11th, 2012

Finally the beer is ready to be bottled! It is a tedious, labourious ordeal but it is what it is … bottling. Now I gotta wait 10 days while they carbonate.

I hope they turn out okay. If not try again I guess.

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Bottles ...

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Filling bottles, only 26 more to go

 

Beer!

November 13th, 2012

Brewed my first beer this weekend with a bunch of help from the homie. Everything went well and I can’t wait to try it.

Wort Chiller

wort chiller chillin

Maggie

Maggie hangin’ out

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Carboy chillin next to the homies stout

Savage yeast!

 

Swoon Part 2: Kaws x Astroboy

October 25th, 2012

Holy shit Kaws droppin some mo sheeh!

Kaws Astroboy